Nate Diaz and Donald Cerrone got into a little scuffle at the UFC 141 press conference yesterday. According to Dana White, Cerrone said something along the lines of “I’m getting in that ass tomorrow” (some Wand-level Freudian smack) and because Nate ain’t no bitch, he demanded immediate satisfaction. Other than taking a dump in their boot, I can’t think of a worse thing you can do to a cowboy than disrespect the hat. Especially when Donald obviously took some serious time and effort putting together that charming little cowboy ensemble.
After the jump, Nate Diaz walks us through the incident. “He shouldn’t have gotten so close, put his stupid cowboy hat all up on me.” Which is basically what I’m expecting Iran to say when they get down with America.