Ready the Roo-simar Paul Harris jokes, here’s an oldie but a goodie from our friends down under.  Mixed martial arts in the animal kingdom is a beautiful thing, and if there’s one country that’s going to produce an animal contender capable of Sobral/Palhares hijinks, it’s Australia.

Thighs like Cro Cop, master of the Seagal front leg kick, and giving no fucks in regard to eye poking or the downed opponent rule, this kangaroo is also a not-so-humble submission expert:

“Shhhhhh, shhh… go to sleep, now.”

Note: Fear not, animal lovers!  Our loser here doesn’t take a permanent nap.