UFC 167 was last night, and it was filled with all sorts of violent goodness, like Tyron Woodley snuffing out Josh Koscheck’s meager existence and Robbie Lawler laying some big sticks of dynamite on the tracks and derailing the Rory MacDonald hype-train something fierce. But the main event – which saw champ Georges St. Pierre take a hellacious beating at the hands of challenger Johny Hendricks, somehow steal a split decision, and half-assed retired afterwards… well, it’s enough to make our favorite bald-headed promoter go ballistic. Watch as he rages against the Nevada State Athletic Commission, GSP, space aliens and lost luggage!