Oh War Machine. You so crazy. And it seems like Bellator is perfectly fine letting him be crazy, at least for now. Mr Machine has opined on a number of controversial issues thus far and has yet to fall afoul of any kind of Bellator Code of Conduct. His latest rant is once again about fighter pay and includes an entertaining visual of Dana White making fighters fellate his penis:

“The UFC is not going to give up any extra money if they don’t have to,” Machine said. “They have so much power. God forbid if Dana White was gay. If Dana White was gay, he’d have fighters sucking d—. I guaranf—tee it. If he was gay, every fighter would have to suck his d— to fight. That’s how much power they have. There would be dudes that fight the toughest guys in the world that would get on their knees and suck d— to get into the UFC. It’s the truth. We’re just lucky that Dana White’s not gay.”

“All it takes is for Jon Jones or anyone of these big name guys to be backstage and go, ‘You know what? I’m not gonna f— fight tonight,” he said. “I ain’t gonna fight until you guys sit down here, right now, and come to an agreement to pay us fairly.’ I guarantee you what will happen is that all the sudden, we’re going to get paid fairly. It just takes one of these guys that has the power to do it. They need to step up and have some balls. One of these big name guys does it, and it’s a wrap.”

The way things are going, it may indeed take some superstar stepping up and saying lower level fighters need to be paid more, but I don’t think before the fight blackmail is gonna work. Dana White has proven himself to be quite suicidal when it comes to games of chicken and if a big event has to be scrapped because someone’s trying to fuck him, that’s just what would happen.