Penny Arcade pseudo-reviews the UFC Trainer for the XBox Kinect. I haven’t touched the Kinect since a single game of Kinect Adventures (suitable for players aged 6-10) left my femoral triangle in such ruin that it felt like someone had stabbed me in the groin thirty times. Jumping and then ducking is just too much for this body. Anything more strenuous than getting up for more twinkies is, honestly.