You know you’ve made it as a female celebrity when the paparazzi start trying to catch nekkid pictures of you on the sly. Which means today is that day for Arianny Celeste, because Egotastic has pictures of her in the nude on a hotel balcony.

Aside from a minor case of manback in a few pictures, she looks even better than she did in Playboy. That’s because most guys don’t need their naked chicks dipped in glitter and posed goofy ways. We like em splayed out or bent over tying their shoes, and if they don’t know we’re seeing it then all the better. Men are perverts, not art connasseurs.

(thanks to the Reverend Clint for the find)