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Everyone hit their marks for tonight’s “Strikeforce: Tate vs Rousey” card, with Miesha and Ronda both looking predictably lean and mean and sexy at 135 lbs.  Unfortunately, the only one who needed to strip down to make weight was Caros Fodor, and the only nipple tweaking was between Thomson and Noons, but things did get a bit heated when Tate and Rousey squared off.

Besides the cuties fighting for our hearts and a big golden belt, the main card also features Michael Knight vs The Punk, Paul Daley and Jacare getting fed what should be fairly easy wins, and Scott Smith returning to middleweight in an attempt to prove that he’s not utterly shot, while two Canuck chicks and the usual suspects from the Challengers shows languish on the undercard.

The complete weigh-in results are below.  I presume there’ll be a chat tonight, but this old man will be out getting hammered for my birthday, so you’ll just have to do without my clever and hilarious observations.  You kids stay outta trouble now.

MAIN CARD (SHOWTIME):
Women’s BW Championship: Miesha Tate (134.5) vs. Ronda Rousey (134.5)
K.J. Noons (156) vs. Josh Thomson (155)
Paul Daley (171) vs. Kazuo Misaki (169.5)
Scott Smith (186) vs. Lumumba Sayers (185)
Jacare Souza (184.5) vs. Bristol Marunde (184)

PRELIMINARY CARD (SHOWTIME EXTREME):
Alexis Davis (135.5) vs. Sarah Kaufman (135.5)
Roger Bowling (170) vs. Brandon Saling (170.5)
Caros Fodor (155.5) vs. Pat Healy (155)
Ryan Couture (154.5) vs. Conor Heun (155)