Dig this brief display of MMA in the wild, after which the victor is quite correct in proclaiming that the losers (apparently two brothers, so in this case the use of “bro” was oddly appropriate) clearly didn’t know who they were fucking with. Wait, did he say “I’ll fuck-sauce you up”? I’m not even sure what that means, but it sounds way more threatening when you scream it at the top of your lungs just after kicking two asses in 8 seconds flat.
Bonus Clip: After the jump, you’d expect a Daniel Cormier sized guy to enjoy a significant speed advantage over a Zuluzinho sized guy, and you’d be right. Hat-tip to the Potato for this one.