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Steven Seagal and his slimming black jacket were on Jimmy Kimmel a few days ago and he once again reiterated his claim that he passes on super secret deadly stuff to Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida:

“I am teaching Anderson Silva, Lyoto Machida. I show them, you know, a lot. Not everything I know [WHAT SECRET DEATH STRIKES IS SEAGAL KEEPING FOR HIMSELF???], but I show them punches and what we call Ashi Sabaki, which means how you move with your feet, how you enter, hand angles … joints, but mostly I’m teaching them kicks and punches. There is a signature kick that I’ve taught them that they’ve knocked champions out with and won world championships with.”

Even though Anderson Silva has been throwing those front kicks to the face for years, I say we let Seagal have this one. The poor bastard is so fat he needs a body double for any movie scene involving running, jumping, or standing sideways. If Silva and Machida-Kun wanna throw a little cred his way, who are we to fight against that? I personally think the world of MMA is a much more fascinating place with crackpots like Seagall involved.