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Things weren’t looking good for Dana White following an operation for his Meniere’s Disease that didn’t help out at all. But fortunately for all the people who’d have to interact with a cranky and perpetually vertigo’d out Dana, it sounds like a second operation in Germany has taken care of business.

“Well, A-Rod from the Yankees, hit me up and told me that when he was hurt Kobe [Bryant] called him and they both went to Germany and did this stem cell stuff. Right. So he says ‘listen bro, I don’t know if this is going to help you, but I’ll tell you what it’s worth a shot.’ Well, long story short, we had the fight out in Sweden. I went to Germany. I got the stem cells. Dude, I am 100 percent cured.

“I am 100 percent a new guy, man. I’m working out again. I’m doing all the things that I used to do. I’m traveling. My life is back,” White said. “All they do is they go in there, they take your blood, they incubate it, they spin it and add stuff to it. I don’t know what the hell they do, I’m no scientist. I’m a million bucks now, man. I couldn’t feel better.”

Do you hear that??? RICH PEOPLE CAN JUST GO TO GERMANY AND ‘GET THE STEM CELLS.’ You don’t even have to really explain what was done with them. Yeah, just slap that shit in there and see what happens. It’s worth a shot!