Spending a weekend around Pat Barry sounds like a fun time, and if you had any doubts just check out the parts he documented on Twitter during his NASCAR weekend in Las Vegas. In addition to his standard insta-undies hijinx, there’s also statue fellatio, cleaning lady harassment, purse theft, and child theft. Y’know. Standard Vegas stuff.

*UPDATE* Two more I didn’t include earlier because I’m on drugs: Toto + Mustache and Poop Butt!