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It’s always great to read headlines like ‘Murder-Suicide performed by MMA fighter’ or ‘MMA fighter tears out friend’s heart.’ Sometimes there’s enough truth to warrant the headline like in Harold Howard’s case. Oftentimes the person just has one random amateur fight somewhere. Like in the case of that wannabe Obama assassin:

A man alleged to have shot a semiautomatic rifle at the White House was also an MMA fighter, according to a report issued Sunday by the “The New York Times.”

Records show Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez, a 21-year-old from Idaho Falls, Idaho, fought an amateur bout in July at the “Southeast Idaho Summer Smackdown” and earned a second-round TKO over Zack Marrow.

Now Ortega-Hernandez stands accused of attempting to assassinate the president 10 days after reports of gunfire at the White House led authorities to an abandoned vehicle registered in his name.

But rather than focus on Oscar’s MMA cred, how about we check out some of his more solid affiliations:

A video of Ortega-Hernandez has surfaced in which he asks to appear on TV with Oprah Winfrey and claims he is the second coming of Jesus Christ. Family members said he read a 45-minute politically-tinged speech at his 21st birthday earlier in October but did not seem violent, the Times report said.

“Anything suspicious? Well, he did give a crazy speech for nearly an hour during his birthday. But that’s totally normal, isn’t it?” I’d like to point out this is the third MMA fighter who’s tangled with Obama. Coincidence? Or is the culinary union using covert mind control technology to try and ruin MMA by having a fighter murder the president??? I think you know what you have to do, Jesus.