When I heard about the japanese fight promotion Smack Girl I was pretty excited! Now I get to watch a full show of girls beating the shit out of eachother. But man was I ever disapointed. For one thing, where the hell was the pool full of jello? And another, these have to be some of the ugliest girls in Japan. Who would have thought that getting pounded on for a living would result in this? You know things are bad when the hottest chick in the above picture looks almost identical to my roommate Colin. Which is just disturbing. And confusing. Hmm….