Congratulations, Calgary! If the Gods of MMA have a Sodom and Gomorrah, you are definitely one of the two. Last time we checked, UFC 149 was catching up on UFC 85 as Most Cursed Card Ever, and you’ll be happy to know that with the loss of Siyar Bahadurzada and Claude Patrick over the past few days, this Calgary card is officially the most f*cked up card in UFC history! Let’s take a list and compare these two ravaged events:

UFC 85

  • Shogun Rua
  • Chuck Liddell
  • James Irvin
  • Rashad Evans
  • Jonathan Goulet
  • Paul Kelly
  • Chris Leben
  • Ryo Chonan
  • Neil Wain

UFC 149

  • Jose Aldo
  • Erik Koch
  • Michael Bisping
  • Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira
  • Shogun Rua
  • Yoshihiro Akiyama
  • Thiago Silva
  • Thiago Alves
  • Siyar Bahadurzada
  • Bibiano Fernandes
  • George Roop
  • Claude Patrick

Don’t worry though. With the discovery of the elusive Higgs Boson particle we may soon be able to smash through the walls of reality into another dimension where Calgary’s UFC 149 card is one of the biggest and greatest of all time.