We were complaining yesterday that the trash talk between Chael Sonnen and Michael Bisping was at totally unacceptable levels of civility. A whole bunch of ‘respect’ this and ‘dangerous’ that. Fortunately Bisping couldn’t help but Release the Smacken (get it, kraken, smacken, now where’s my excellence in comedy award?) on Inside MMA:

Let’s start with the obvious. He’s not the middleweight champion. He’s been beaten many, many times. He’s been submitted more times than I care to mention. Not to mention, the last time he lost a fight by submission, there were some issues involving performance enhancing drugs. I don’t know what the deal is. Apparently, he has one testicle. One testicle! This is why he uses performance enhancing drugs. He’s gonna need more than one little ball to fight me next weekend!

Yes, Bisping didn’t just bring up Chael’s steroid suspension, he made a derogatory declaration regarding the makeup of his opponent’s testicles. Boom goes the dynamite. Now we just have to sit back and wait for Mr Sonnen to retort and we have ourselves some sweet sweet drama.