In my WMMA dreams, Megumi Fujii signs with the UFC and fights 20 pounds above her actual weightclass until facing off against Ronda Rousey in a battle of epic proportions. Then the two sex sandwich me, extra mustard stylez. Unfortunately, the former is only slightly less likely than the latter, as Megumi Fujii has already declared her intentions to retire.

But at least she’ll go out with a bang of a different sort: against JAG aka Jessica Aguilar aka the #1 ranked strawweight in the world aka the only woman to really beat Fujii during her career (that Zoila decision was bullshit). The fight goes down at Vale Tudo Japan 3rd on October 5th and includes a retirement ceremony after the match that will undoubtedly involve many oversized bouquets and lots of speeches and bowing.