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While his MMA career didn’t really pan out, Kimbo is fortunately still making his bread through other endeavors. He’s recently fought two cans in Gary Shaw’s boxing promotion and now he’s got a role in the direct-to-dvd Scorpion King 3 movie. Sadly there’s no sign of Randy Couture or the guy who dubbed over all of Randy’s lines, but it seems like they spared no expense on this sequel to a prequel to a prequel of a sequel of a remake. It features not only Kimbo but Batista, Ron Perlman, and Billy Zane as well. Thank god since Obama we live in a post-racial America so Hollywood can now paint guys like Kimbo and Bob Sapp up like savages, huh?

ESPN’s LZ Granderson may have to throw another fit.