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Check out this slick preview for tomorrow’s M-1 event in Russia featuring Александр Емельяненко vs Джефф Монсон, or Aleksander Emelianenko vs Jeff Monson to us freedum lovin Americanos. I’d get excited, but I took a vow of surliness regarding any fight Aleks participates in since it became general knowledge that he probably has hepatitis. But hey, good on M-1 for finding someone who isn’t afraid of Aleksander Emelianenko OR extremely contagious diseases. What’s the worst that could happen? Monson ends up spending 15 minutes on his back taking a blood shower like Emelianenko’s last opponent Konstantin Gluhov?

“Putin is pleased. You may live!”