Remember a few weeks ago TMZ broke the news that Jason ‘Mayhem’ Miller had been arrested for ‘falsely imprisoning’ his sister? It turned out it was less of a ‘lock her in the root cellar in preparation to wear her skin like a suit’ situation than a TOTAL HERO SITUATION:

“I’ll just say this: my sister was not in any state to drive, and I stopped her from driving,” Miller told Ariel Helwani. “However, she was in a state to file a police report, which is now all over with. It’s all finished. It was unfounded…a Miller family experience that got out of hand.”

When pressed on whether it was truly necessary for the professional fighter to put his sister into a headlock to prevent her from driving, Miller insisted that it was.

“Look, my sister is a big girl,” he said. “She’s like 200 pounds and strong, muscle girl. I had to hold her, like, for real hold her. There’s no wrist-controlling your big sister, you know what I’m saying? You’ve got to like, hold on to her.”

But there was nothing to the complaint, Miller said, and he expects no further legal action on the matter, though he is “glad I did that” in order to stop his sister from driving that night, he added.

“If I had to do it all over again, I would do exactly the same thing,” Miller said.

They say when all you got is a hammer everything looks like a nail. So with Mayhem every problem is just a little ultimate fighting away from being fixed. Problems with your ex-girlfriend? Kick down her door and ultimate fight her boyfriend! Problem solved. Drunken sister wants to drive? Ultimate fight that crazy bitch! The police may get involved but in the end things should always work out*. Because ultimate fighting fixes everything all the time, every time.

* Things may not always work out.