Those with meth and a good cable package are in for a treat this weekend! Starting at 10PM tonight is an MMA-fest the likes of which has never been seen before. Things kick off at 10pm for Titan Fighting on HDNet, where Brett Rogers will see if he’s capable of beating up men as he faces off with Eddie Sanchez (remember him?). Then at 11pm on Showtime it’s Strikeforce Challengers, featuring Jason High, Lorenz Larkin, and Ryan Couture. Insert a 2 hour break for more meth and at 3AM we go back to HDNet where DREAM.17 kicks off.

That should take us through to noon, and then … MORE METH! You’ve got time to kill until 5:30PM EST when the UFC 135 Facebook prelims kick off. If you really wanna get crazy you can also stream Bellator prelims at the same time starting at 7pm on Spike’s website. Then it’s UFC prelims on Spike at 8 and the UFC 135 PPV at 9. If you’re a brokeass, you can just tune into MTV2 instead for Bellator 51 featuring Joe Warren, Wilson Reis, and the more talented Beebe brother, Chase.

Throughout all of this the Fightlinker chat will be open for your blabbing pleasures. Drop in anytime for lonely computer MMA watching with other friendless wonders! It’ll be awesome!