twitter google


The Culinary Union isn’t the only dopey association with an axe to grind with the UFC. Enter ALCOHOL JUSTICE – The Industry Watchdog, who have just sent out a press release trying to pressure Bud Light into dropping their sponsorship of our “brutally violent human cage-fighting sport.” From a press release:

As the primary sponsor of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), Anheuser-Busch InBev (ABI) is delivering harmful content to millions of underage youth. At center stage is the ever-present Bud Light logo, imbued throughout all of UFC’s violent events, including live fights, Pay-Per-View, and television broadcasts that reach 354 million homes worldwide. These homes are filled with children!

In addition, millions of UFC fans of all ages have access to live streaming of fights via Facebook, and limitless YouTube videos of bloody fights, promotions, and “pornohol” such as Bud Light Lime ads featuring UFC “Octagon Girl” Arianny Celeste topless, underwear-clad and rolling around in a bed of limes.

Mmmmm … pornohol. It gives me major arousalthirst. From another press release:

“We expect upset shareholders at Wednesday’s annual A-B InBev meeting to demand stronger action from the management, perhaps even an immediate end to UFC sponsorship,” said Bruce Lee Livingston, Executive Director/CEO of Alcohol Justice. “Shareholders don’t want to be associated with a bloody sport that denigrates women and the LGBT community.”

Oh look at that, the old ‘UFC hates women and gays’ trope. And now back to that filthy scandalous pornohol…

Additionally, Alcohol Justice announced today its intent today to file a US Federal Trade Commission complaint and a Beer Institute complaint against sexist and sexually charged UFC advertising by A-B InBev. “The Bud Light ad in question is disgusting, and typical of their cage-fighting sponsorship advertising campaign,” added Livingston.

Bud Light using sex to sell alcoholic beverages? Why I never!

  • Reverend Clint says:

    its pretty safe to say all advertising uses sex to sell, even old people drugs for allergies uses sex to sell.

  • Fightlinker says:

    just because you pop boners watching old people breathing easily doesn’t mean the rest of us do too, clint!

  • agentsmith says:

    These homes are filled with children!

    So I guess there shouldn’t be any alcohol ads on TV whatsoever then.

  • Letibleu says:

    I am not a statistician but i am pretty sure alcohol is the #1 cause of fighting. anywhere. UFC should be sponsoring a beer company or cognac.

  • Reverend Clint says:

    I cant help myself when it comes to the elderly.. something about a dry hole gets me crazy.

  • Giallo says:

    what’s stuck up their pussies? sex sells motherfuckers, and sex and booze sells more. I wonder what the workers that the culinary union represent think of them wasting their money on some bullshit.

  • SHORT_BUS says:

    First world problems

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    I’m offended by Arianny’s body being used to sell anything.

    And who the fuck is letting their kids watch beer commercials?  Beer has to be right up there with religion as the leading cause/excuse for fighting and rape on the planet.

  • TheMiddleagedAssAssin says:

    “…ALCOHOL JUSTICE – The Industry Watchdog,…”

    I think your giving them to much credit there.

    Nothing more then another filthy liberal anti-fun agenda.

    I have no problem with butt sex, but they would have that be the only fun that anybody is allowed.

  • TheMiddleagedAssAssin says:

    “These homes are filled with children!”

    They wouldn’t be filled with children without alcohol!

  • Komodo says:

    Pornohol and arousalthirst?
    Well that’s fucking excellent 😀

    Fuck those sandy vajay-jays.