Seemingly bored after his rape tweet apology-and-donation tour, Forrest Griffin has taken to calling kids with cancer “dumbasses” on twitter. He followed this up by deleting only the first tweet in the series and explaining the obvious: by calling this kid a dumbass, he was simply “trying to help [the kid] find his happiness in life”. No word yet on whether he will have to visit more cancer patients to atone for this, but that probably wouldn’t be the best idea in the world.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I am quite satisfied with Griffin’s twitter logic. Want to make a profound observation about the pervasiveness of sex crimes in society? Call rape “the new missionary”. Think a kid with cancer should be an inspiration to us all? Call him a stupid dumbass. Then say that Oprah would be proud of you. Brilliant! Many would say that based on this, Griffin’s twitter escapades have completely jumped the shark and that he should quit tweeting before he gets lynched by every dishevelled, afflicted population on Earth. However, being a glutton for inappropriateness, I think he should- nay, needs- to keep it up.