While last weekend’s DREAM event had some pretty cool fights, it’s still quite obvious that the promotion is spiraling downwards into utter destruction. Even their standard New Years Eve event may not be happening. But that doesn’t mean we don’t get to hear some of the stellar ideas FEG has put together for it. Like the plan to have a women’s MMA tournament starring George Lucas’s daughter and some beach volleyball player. Oh Japan. You so cray-zee.

Just for kicks, here’s a bunch of pictures of Miwa Asao, aka ‘Pixie of Beach’, aka the volleyball player that might totally save MMA in Japan.