Jim Genia summed things up perfectly when he said “I don’t know where that version of Eddie Wineland came from, but I wager there’s an alternate universe somewhere that has its Eddie Wineland-UFC champ suddenly sucking.” Wineland used some nifty footwork and head movement to completely pick apart Spot Jorgensen en route to a decision win on Friday night. And he managed to do it with a giant vagina wound on his forehead. Cut pictures are like slo-mo crotch shot replays to me – I’ll never get sick of them. So if you’re like me, then click on after the jump for more gashy goodness.