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Check out this bad ass Nike commercial featuring Anderson Silva. I have no idea what the hell they’re saying but you just know it’s some deep inspirational shit. Let’s translate Nike’s description of the video to see if we can get a little context:

Long time we say that God is Brazilian.
And that is not what draws us to our destination.
The real is that greatness is not a gift that falls in her lap.
Because greatness comes not from above.
It comes from our effort.
From our sweat.
And our willingness to go after it.

Hey, that’s not deep. That’s just typical boilerplate philosophical platitudes! “What is it that makes one great? Is it the spirit and determination of a champion?” Get out of here with that crap.