A while back we compiled a collection of childhood pictures of Dana White that came from Dana’s ‘estranged’ mother June White. How estranged could she be if she’s sharing pictures of her son as a child and teen? Well, it turns out those pictures were just teasers for a book she’s written about her son called ‘Dana White: King of MMA.’ If you think that sounds positive, well wait until you read what she has to say in the book:

Rosemary’s Baby came out in 1968. The movie starred Mia Farrow as a young woman who, by the end of the movie, has Satan’s child. Dana was born in 1969, shortly after this movie came out. One afternoon, when the nurses brought Dana to me for his feeding, thoughts of this movie came back me. I remembered how Mia Farrow was so sick through her pregnancy in the movie, just like I was. This was the first time Dana had opened his eyes while he was with me. When I looked into his eyes, I was taken aback by how black his eyes were. I had never seen anyone with eyes so black, especially a baby. That realization is etched in my mind as if I had stared into those eyes for the first time only yesterday. My family ancestry is Irish, and so we all have blue or green eyes. I could not tell where Dana’s pupils ended and where the color of the iris should have started. The effect was chilling, and I had the feeling of looking into soulless eyes. The experience was truly upsetting and worried me as to who, or what, he would grow up to be.

She also calls Dana ‘egotistical, self-centered, arrogant, and cruel’, compares him to Gollum from Lord of the Rings, and recounts the time he sent her a nasty email that almost gave her a stroke. That’s just the stuff you can read in the sample chapter of the book. I’ve bought the whole thing and will be updating you all with the other fucked up stuff in the book, but perhaps without the standard glee we usually have sharing this kind of poop slinging. It’s his freaking mom writing this shit, man. How messed up is that?