Dana White sat down with the Calgary Sun while in Canada and big-upped our national sport hockey while simultaneoulsy implying soccer was for pussies.

I’m not a big hockey fan. But I respect how talented you have to be to play hockey. Soccer? That’s a whole other ball. Can’t stand soccer. It’s the least-talented sport on Earth. There’s a reason three-year-olds can play soccer. When you’re playing a game when the net is that big and the score is 3-1 (and that’s a blowout) are you kidding me? You know how untalented you have to be to score three times when the net is that big? Now back to hockey. You have guys on skates with crooked sticks and you have to hit a puck into a net that’s the same size as the goalie. And at any time someone could take your head right off your shoulders and it’s perfectly legal. That’s a real sport that takes real talent, speed and all the things you need to be a real athlete. Now fighting is a part of hockey and has been since Day 1. It’s part of the game. It is what it is. I think we live in a world now where everything has been so pussy-fied. When I grew up we didn’t wear helmets when we rode our bikes. We didn’t have car seats. We didn’t have all this stuff. Now things are safer and we should be safer but let’s not go overboard. Fighting’s a part of hockey. Period.

What the hell is Dana White doing??? Doesn’t he know he’s going to be spending a lot of time down in Brazil, the land of Pussyball? Maybe he’ll Romney-bot it when he arrives and say hockey is just figure skating for thugs. Maybe after the UFC spends a bit more time in stadiums rather than arenas he’ll start to understand that it’s the size of the field that’s the deciding factor in scoring, not the net. And soccer isn’t full of pussies. Those badasses are always mixing it up.

More examples of the manliest sport in the world right here.