Jacob “Xmas” Volkmann sure likes getting attention for shitting on Obama, except he articulates his disdain for the President about as well as the character for which he’s nicknamed.  Steve Cofield has the transcript of his atomic bomb of a post-fight joke:

“Obama needs a glassectomy. Ask me what a glassectomy is Joe,” said Volkmann.

Rogan obliged.

“It’s where they remove the belly button and put a piece of glass in there so you can see what you’re doing while your head’s up your [expletive],” said Volkmann.

Hilarious.  Except that an “-ectomy” is when something is surgically removed from the body, so a glassectomy would actually be to correct a case of bellybutton-peephole-itis, not create it.  And he wonders why many people think chiropractors are quacks.

After the jump, check out his backstage interview with Karyn Bryant, in which Xmas sheepishly reveals that it’s a “family joke”.  As in something his grandpa once overheard at a hardware store, I presume.  And LOL at his employer telling him to never reveal where he works… yeah, I’m betting that policy will continue indefinitely.

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