I am simultaneously disgusted and fully engorged.

 

Starting chronologically, epic staredown.

 

Rousey wanting to rip out Androl’s ovaries after a horribly phrased question which included the term “one trick pony”

 

The first takedown and guard pass.

 

~much more after the break, including highlights from some of the other main card fights~

 

Easily passing guard again.

 

The 1st armbar attempt.

Tate gets Rousey’s back.

Tate gets slammed during a scramble.

Ronda reverses.

Exchange to throw to side control.

Wicked guard passing.

 

Jacare kicking off the cage to assist in his takedowns.

 

Josh Thomson channeling his inner Machida in what was pretty much the only exciting moment of the fight.

 

Misaki gettin some