Now that the jig is up and Alexander Gustafsson is off this weekend’s UFC Sweden card, pictures have been released showing the nature of his fight-cancelling cut. And boy, does it not look good. While not on par with some of the gaping head vaginas we’ve seen in the past, the placement of the cut – between the eyebrow and eyelid – is about as bad as it gets. Or so says common sense. Dana White meanwhile…



Oh come on now, Dana. One punch or facewash and that bitch would have split wide open, possibly tearing into the eyelid and resulting in Gustafsson looking like an extra from The Walking Dead. But yeah, big deal … it’s just HIS EYE. I’m sure you have his best interests at heart and are not at all allowing your judgement to be clouded.