Ashton Kutcher receives jiu jitsu lessons from Ricardo de La Riva. No, he’s not another surprise sitcom star with a black belt like Al Bundy. In this case Kutcher “borrowed” the black belt for class. Normally I’d cry sacrilege, but the guy deep dicks Demi Moore and is about to make a mountain of money replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. I wouldn’t just give him a black belt, I’d give him several dozen high fives and rub his magnificent stubble for good luck.