Goddamn it. You all might remember me drooling over the lineup for the next Art of War, which was supposed to take place on June 30th. Now they’ve switched the date forward to August 18th, which I assume is just long enough for them to pack their suitcases full of stolen stock money and flee the country. The official reason is some balderdash about needing more time to promote the PPV aspect of the show. But history speaks for itself: when companies like this push events back, it’s usually not a good sign. The typical reason people need more time is because they don’t have the money right now.