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Continuing the trend of tween-flavored MMA news, here’s a video of Anderson Silva in a dance off with Justin Bieber at a concert in Brazil. As I rarely leave my basement – where the soundtrack is depression and getting fatter – I’ve never actually heard any Bieber ‘music.’ This makes me less sympathetic towards you poor bastards who do things like visit the mall, listen to the radio, or participate in mainstream society. So enjoy this dost of JB … your 27th today already, I’m sure.