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Sit back and bask in the warm glow of The Spider professing his sincere and undying love for a quintuple-pattied Burger King cheeseburger via lip-synching a classic R&B song.  John Cusack, eat your heart out.

Now I know you’re thinking, “Wait a minute!  Didn’t he used to say he loved Big Macs?!  THAT CHEATING WHORE!”

This is true, but as Brock Lesnar would understand, McDonald’s didn’t pay him nothin.  And besides, did you see that thing?  It’s got five fucking patties!  It’s no Quadruple Bypass Burger, but it’s as close as a chain joint it ever gonna get.  That’s called trading up, son.