CagePotato would like you to know that Todd ‘Duffman’ Duffee’s knockout of some fat dude at UFC 102 wasn’t REALLY the fastest knockout in UFC history. That distinction goes to Duane Ludwig, who knocked out Jonathan Goulet in 4 seconds (one of three times Goulet has been knocked out in under a minute). Unfortunately for Ludwig, the timekeeper marked the fight as lasting 11 seconds, proving once again that there ain’t a job in MMA that athletic commissions can’t fuck up.