Oh great … the company I love (and yes, despite all my shitting on them, I do love them) is in bed with the fucking republicans: they’re contributing big bucks to the presidential campaign of Rudy “9/11” Giuliani.
Luke Thomas didn’t have the testicular fortitude to split his readership down the middle and piss people off by saying anything substantial about this, but I’m not nearly as smart or reasonable as he is. So here we go: anyone who thinks Rudy Giuliani is anything but a complete fucking cocksucker can lick my anus (do it quick because it’ll probably become illegal if Rudy wins the election).
Here’s the fucking deal: Democrats are more liberal about shit like sex, drugs, rock’n’roll … and even mixed martial arts. Republicans have a history of being tight assed nosey fucks who want to get in on everything and ruin everyone’s fun in the name of Jesus Christ and all that bullshit. Rudy Giuliani exemplifies this … he literally destroyed nightlife and urban culture in New York City during his tenure as mayor. He’s like the antithesis of fun.
HOWEVER, Republicans are also a lot easier to buy off than Democrats and while they’re ‘all about’ family values and against bloodsports on the surface, most of them are massive hypocrites that will sell their values out for ringside seats and a campaign contribution.
So I guess it makes sense for Zuffa to buy him out because unlike a democrat who will stick with their moral convictions if they think mixed martial arts has become unsafe, Rudy will stick to the talking points and keep shilling no matter what.