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Win Matt Serra’s gun sponsor shirt

You’ve already seen the shirt and shorts Matt Serra is wearing for UFC83 – now you have a chance to win one of them! Here’s an email sent to everyone on the mailing list:

Hello to all UFC Fight Fans!

This Saturday night Matt Serra will be wearing GunsAmerica trunks and t-shirt in his Welter Weight title fight with George St. Pierre. At the exact finish of the fight, email us at [email protected] and tell us who won, at what time in which round. The first 25 correct answers will win a shirt exactly like the one Matt will be wearing at the fight. And 10 more shirts will go to a raffle from the rest of the answers that come in up to two hours after the fight, to include people who get stuck working or whatever.

If you email before the fight is over you will not win. We want people to get the shirts who are both GunsAmerica fans and UFC fans. You ****must**** send your name, mailing address and phone number to qualify. We are not chasing the winners and the next guy will just get it.

Matt will (G-d willing) also be appearing at the NRA show signing autographs both Saturday and Sunday of the show, in Louisville KY. Thanks as always for being a GunsAmerica fan. And don’t put your money on GSP!!

Matt beat him once already come on with this underdog nonsense!

Thanks as always.
-GA Management

I have to admit I LOL’ed at the ‘Matt beat him once so he’s not the underdog’ reasoning. It ranks up there with ‘Guns don’t kill people, people kill people’ as the most ass-backwards thinking I’ve heard in a while. Regardless, I’m sure this contest opportunity will split our readership right down the middle: 50% will want to win because they think the shirt is wicked cool and 50% will want to win because they think the shirt is wicked stupid.Oh, and +500 points for where they say Matt Serra will be at an NRA gun show after the fight … God willing, that is. Lemme say this, the only guy with a 3 letter name who’s really in charge of that is GSP, not God.

  • Atom says:

    SO its not really a contest at all… just who can get the email typed up before hand, edited correctly, and sent in quickest. Sounds like a rush to buy tickets a minute after they go on sale to avoid the scalpers. I’m sure Canadian UFC fans have no idea what I’m talking about though, right?

  • mike o says:

    i’m pretty good at winning free shirts

  • MacDaddy says:

    They dashed out the “o” in God?! Are you fucking KIDDING [email protected]? They sell *GUNS* for *KILLING PEOPLE*- handguns, automatic weapons, assault rifles, 50-round magazines – how do they think “G-d” is going to feel about that when they sidle up to the pearly gates?

    “c’mon in and strap on your wings boys, and by the way thanks for protecting America from the terrorists, criminals and Godless communists… Take a seat your virgins will be right along – that’s right, them Mooslims had some fine idears, har, har, har…..”

    But these fucking hillbillies think God is going to lightning bolt them for spelling his name?

    Holy fuckknuckles.

  • Gong says:

    Wow. That shirt will look hilarious on me. I’m in. I’m also assuming that they’ll ship to Canada.

  • Gong says:

    MacDaddy – Nowhere in the Bible does it say “thou shall not sell automatic rifles to children” 😛

  • Accomando says:

    Can’t sell automatic weapons in the U.S., unless you know of a place?

  • MacDaddy says:

    I believe Texas and Utah as well.

  • Accomando says:

    Sorry for my ignorance, I’m from IL, apparantly we are restrictive…

    from wiki…

    “…llinois has some of the most restrictive firearm laws in the country…”

  • clint notestine says:

    You can get automatic weapons in the US but have to have a class III license. I live in Cali so no cool semi-auto or auto-rifles here… I have to stick with bolt action. I would pay to have that shirt just to wear it around my University here in Humboldt… the land of Hippies and Marijuana.

  • Dangerfield says:

    Guns don’t kill people, Fedor kills people.

  • clint notestine says:

    Guns don’t kill people, falling down kills people. 1 in 218 people die from falling compared to 1 in 314 firearms assault deaths. Or 1 in 119 off themselves, a good 57% of all deaths by firearms are suicide.

  • x5BoltMainx says:

    I would give the shirt to my dog.

  • garth says:

    twain: there’s lies, damn lies, and statistics.

    the sad part about the “assault weapon” law, as far as it goes, is that 99.9999% of crimes are committed with handguns, not UZIs or an auto SKS. the ease, by the way, with which a chinese-made rifle can be modified to fully automatic is a little breathtaking.

    personally, on an existential level, i’m more worried about other drivers’ attention levels than gun ownership. i had a guy this week just driving blind, holding his phone in front of his face texting. it was stunning.

  • clint notestine says:

    “i’m more worried about other drivers’ attention levels than gun ownership”
    1 in 84 deaths are automobile accidents.

  • MacDaddy says:

    you will note that I mentioned handguns first in my original rant…

  • clint notestine says:

    Yeah handguns are the real problem.

  • pillow says:

    I will go and see him in Louisville.

  • Tanner says:

    I sent one in, anyone esle send them an email?