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Why UFC 78 rocks

Haha, goddamn I love fucking with you guys. You’d think I called your sister a whore the way you reacted to my post on why UFC 78 sucks. She is a whore though. Seriously. 40 dollars for vanilla and 80 for chocolate. You don’t want to know what she’ll do with another girl and a cup for 200 bucks.

Yes, UFC 78 sucks because it marks the continued decline in the quality of UFC main events. It sucks because the UFC is trying to act like there’s nothing wrong with Bisping/Evans as a main event. For fuck’s sake … don’t drink the kool-aid and ignore the show’s flaws!

On the other hand, I do agree with most of you that the undercard is stacked with some awesome looking fights. Fisher vs Edgar features two of the gamest motherfuckers in the UFC squaring off. As I mentioned before, Karo vs Chonan should also be an all out war. Sure it’ll most likely go the distance, but it’ll probably be the kind of fight that you wish could go into overtime.

You can’t really go wrong with Thiago Silva vs Houston Alexander … well, you can if you’re the UFC because they really haven’t marketed this fight the way they should have. No one’s really aware of Thiago Silva’s rep … his last six fights have ended by knockout.

Fuck … past that, there are a lot of other interesting fights. I’m interested in seeing how Gono and Aurelio do, and I’m eager to hear about how badly Chris ‘Ten Chances’ Lytle does against Thiago Alves.

So let me just clarify for you guys : yeah, I’m excited for this show. And yeah, I recognize that it’s going to be great. But a PPV without a main event is like sex without coming. Now I know how my girlfriend feels.

13 COMMENTS
  • RoB says:

    “But a PPV without a main event is like sex without coming. Now I know how my girlfriend feels.”
    lol. as long as i get mine.

  • ROFL!!!! I love this site. :)

  • “…the UFC is trying to act like there’s nothing wrong with Bisping/Evans as a main event.”

    I definitely agree with you there.

  • dignan says:

    Now you know how your mom feels.

  • igorpunck says:

    The card is promising. Main event still fucking lame

  • frickshun says:

    Linker,

    I think although the UFC could hype up Houston more, they don’t need to. Besides the really good Sherdog write-up, there was a decent write-up @ Yahoo. But the icing was in the NY Newsday today. A FULL PAGE fucking article about the man!!! They don’t do it for boxing but Houston “I’m a martyr & have the scar to prove it” Alexander got one. As far as Silva, I don’t really get why this guy hasn’t been featured on a PPV unless he just isn’t that good? That is the last fight I want to bet on tomorrow.

  • Audacity says:

    The odd thing about this match is that people would probably be pretty pumped for it if it was a regular match or even co-main event. But, label it as a main event and suddenly I’ve lost all interest. If they had offered Bisping/Evans or Alexander/Silva, I probably would have gone with Alexander/Silva. At least at the end of the night, you’d get to see someone get fucked up. And believe me, at least one of those guys is getting fucked up.

  • marshal says:

    Is it about the money or not fightlinker?

  • Jaiden says:

    Evans and Bisping will be the fight of the night…

    Remember this post…..

  • marshal says:

    It might be fight of the night if all the other fights were grudge matches and title shots.

  • Asa says:

    Is it just me, or couldn’t they have made it more interesting by having Alexander/Silva as the main? I know it seems like it wouldn’t sell, but at least the Word-Of-Mouth would be insanely hot for it, as opposed to what could very well be the lamest fight on the show? I know they’re technically no names, but dear god, just have some YouTuber mix nuclear explosions with Alexander raping people with fists and Silva Chute Boxe-ing all up in fools shit.

    Oh well.

  • marshal says:

    I was informed this UFC is the re-beginning of fightlinker’s weekly comic!
    Thanks fightlinker!

  • kentyman says:

    Evans and Bisping will be the fight of the night…

    Remember this post…

    Unfortunately, we remember.

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