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What Matt Hughes and Mandy Moore have in common

They’re both using the same nutritionist, Ashley Borden:

Ashley Borden is a fitness and lifestyle consultant to some of Hollywood’s most recognizable faces and world class athletes. Her unique approach to fitness can be attributed to having tackled her own personal struggles, transforming them into a positive philosophy and dynamic training program – making her one of the most sought-after experts in her field.   Clients have included: Christina Aguilera, Chaka Khan, Mandy Moore, Sean Hayes, Tori Spelling, Poppy Montgomery, Sydney Poitier, Lauren Graham.

Of course, if you want to find out more about her, you can cruise over to her myspace account where it’s revealed she believes in ‘The Secret‘ (not cool), phreaks for Burning Man (very cool), and is in love with her boyfriend Cool Breeze Steeves (how sweet).

Best of all, she’s fucking smoking, and I hope she’s in Matt’s corner at UFC79 if not for any other reason than to suggest Hughes eats a banana after getting his ass kicked to get his potassium levels back up. I’d also like to add a joke about offering her something of mine with certain nutrients but I can’t seem to find what semen is full of so I’ll just have to pass this time.

  • Thomas says:

    Good looking
    Fuck you, you just made me hate Hughes a little less. Don’t take my anger away from me, it’s all i have left

    Matt Hughes new country breakfast?

  • dulljake says:

    actually, if you look at her profile head on, not so hot. Great body though…

  • Wu Tang says:

    Matt Hughes new country breakfast is seman? Yea no more Xyience, ill asume that he would jack it up, fill the cup and drink to fill his tummy. Ahhh, such breakfest, i can imagine him doing it now… fucken gross.

  • frickshun says:

    I read a few of the comments on Hughes’ home page. Bunch of Jesus freaks. In one breath they say “Praise HIM” & the same breath say “can’t wait til you smash Serra’s face”. Looooove religion.

  • Matt (tapout name shitstain) says:

    Did she replace Billy Rush? WTF happened to that guy.

  • omg, A Gilmore Girl connection on fighterlinker- my two greatest guilty pleasures have finally collided.

  • Accomando says:

    “…“Praise HIM” & the same breath say “can’t wait til you smash Serra’s face”. Looooove religion…”

    Oh, theres funnier religious people than that……

    “…LONDON, England (CNN) — A British teacher arrested in Sudan after allowing her class to name a teddy bear “Mohammed” has been charged by authorities with offending religion, state-run media in Sudan report.
    A spokeswoman for the British Foreign Office confirmed Wednesday that Gillian Gibbons had been charged under Article 125 of Sudan’s constitution, the law relating to insulting religion and inciting hatred….

    Under Sudan’s Sharia law, insulting Islam is punishable with 40 lashes, a jail term of up to six months or a fine.

    Boulos said naming the teddy bear was “a totally innocent mistake” and that Gibbons had never intended to cause offense…..”

    I’d pick 40 lashes.

  • johnny says:

    billy rush is buried in the same place they buried hoffa

  • ajadoniz says:

    Chaka Khan?! FUCK Chaka Khan! Fuck.

  • jjdnb says:

    i’ve often fantisized about putting my g/f on a strict diet of my seman, served up hot and fresh. Too bad I don’t have a girlfriend

  • Have you tried using that as a pickup line? It might help!

  • Wu Tang says:

    You can let Matt Hughes be your protein dispenser, its his new breakfest of choice, i mean come on, its the ‘in’ thing now a days, and all no-neck red-necks are doin it, but they need sponsers taht donates. I dont want to donate, seein Matt drinkin my happiness isnt a good visual.

    That line will work!! Trust me, it will get you a free drink and a rosey cheek (one side i mean). Some times it will get you a free eye-liner!!! You have to keep on with the line so that you can have 2 eye-liners, and its wicked awesome!!! But always smile when you do it, or you will get beat up. :)

  • kentyman says:

    “Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.”

    Maybe that’s why Matt Hughes is so ripped.