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We need a Drupal expert

I swear to God I’m going to blow my fucking head off with a shotgun if I have to waste another day failing to change something to the site that would take a knowledgable person 5 minutes to do. Email or message me if you think you can help – I have one or two quick fix issues and if you’re interested, a more substantial amount of work that needs to be done that we’d love to get a quote for.

  • iamphoenix says:

    goddamn another reason why subo is useless around here.

  • subo says:

    I never claimed to be any kind of useful in website development.

    I just think that was needlessly personal toward DJ.

  • dignan says:

    Use 10 minutes of research will get you the person you need for super cheap.

  • iamphoenix says:

    when in doubt, blame subo.

  • Reem.Hadouken says:

    Subo is just here for awesome write-ups and good fight picks.

  • Rodriguez says:

    ^ Not to mention his sultry voice on radio.

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    Yeah, just angry at me for not having a block of time big enough to learn the API for this site. Sorry man, but RL and earning a living’s gotta come first. Hope it works out.

  • iamphoenix says:

    ^ what he really means: Hey Ryan, you don’t pay me so fuck you guys.

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    Nope, through all the medical shit, family issues, and work being hell whenever I’m not sick, I’d pop in for three minutes as often as possible throughout my day to delete spam, block spammers and laugh my ass off at you cats so I could get away from it all. Popping into this place is pretty much all I have to keep sane these days and I wanted to help and have zero interest in taking Ryan’s money, but I need to hold onto my job for medical benefits. the problem is that learning a new API takes time which I don’t have these days. I always hope I’ll be able to make enough time to set aside, but if something else doesn’t fuck it up, I do while trying to play catch-up.

    I’ve been pretty frustrated myself for about a year, so I can totally understand his frustration and alla yours.

  • iamphoenix says:

    oh so now i’m the dick who was making light of DJ’s fucking problems! well fuck. how am I supposed to know who’s crippled and who’s brain damaged(subo)

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    Naw, yer still the man – how’re you supposed to know, guy?

  • agentsmith says:

    Is that anything like RuPaul? Cause Subo’s an expert on THAT.

  • fightlinker says:

    Oh has nothing to do with ThunderElbows, he’s a developer but he doesn’t know drupal. And drupal is a BITCH. The sex is amazing but she gets bent out of shape whenever you want to do anything complicated. It’s not her fault. She’s too much of a CMS for me.

  • frickshun says:

    DJ–>having an insatiable appetite is not a medical condition. It’s called “fat fuck” syndrome. I see it a lot @ theme parks & Wal-Mart. You should have your jaw wired shut & all meals come through a straw.

    This thread seemed to work out well for Ryan’s Drupal needs!!

    Phoenix–>ur a heartless fucking asshole. We should all freeze you out for your insensitivity. OR we should embrace it like a newborn baby b/c people are getting SOFT around here. And that’s not a knock on ol’ fatty DJ who can’t stop eating the popcorn chicken @ KFC. God damn that popcorn chicken IS good…….I can’t lie.

    Oh yeah–>Drupal. Anybody know anything ’bout that? Watch Thingvolds come in here & be a fucking Drupal stud!!

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    He rolls custom modules on his cellphone while gentrifying the inner city with judo.

    And I hate KFC – Popeye’s baby! I like my chicken titties like I like my lady booties: spicy.

  • Jim says:

    Ryan if you can describe what your problem is or what you want to do, it’ll be worth your while posting it on
    Haven’t been on there since college, but they were seriously the shit back then.
    I use to ask all sorts of obscure questions & they’d have 2-3 really good solutions within a few days.
    It costs $10 to sign up for a month.

    Trying to explain your vision for the site to some India guy your paying $50 an hour to, is going to be a fucking nightmare. The shittiest job in IT, is writing tech specs for those idiots.

  • frickshun says:

    Jim–>unless you BUY A FUCKING SHIRT…..Ryan doesn’t have $10 to blow on fixing the site.

    DJ–>Popeys is FUCKING AMAZING. I only discovered it 2 yrs ago & that was about the last time I ate fast food :(

  • fightlinker says:

    We’ve got a few bucks to get mods done. We can’t pay silly 50 an hour prices but we can do something fair. The good thing about drupal is that it’s pretty easy for someone who knows it to guestimate how long / hard any given job is

  • Jim says:

    Yeh, I guess $50 an hour is silly money now. Use to be (like 5 years ago) to get a decent contract programmer your’d be coughing up $2-300 an hour.

    I just checked out the site and their looking for “Article Writer @ $0.2 per 100 words”.
    They should rename it

  • agentsmith says:

    ^^ You think that’s bad, Subo gets paid in foodstamps and single cans of Molson’s.

  • subo says:

    Popeye’s is fucking amazing. Their gravy puts KFC to shame. And the biscuits… oh God the biscuits.

    No food stamps for me (yet). Looking forward to getting my loans and watching them fly, fly away. Also, I Am Not Canadian. Colorado has better beer.

  • Komodo says:

    Keep getting logged out, then the board forgets my username altogether and I have to reset the password.

    Just in case that wasn’t on the issues list :)

    ROCK ON. Titties and beer.

  • glassjawsh says:

    totally agreed with subo, colorado beer puts the moose piss coming out of canada to shame every time. Colorado is probably behind only Vermont and Delaware in their ability to produce delicious fart inducing beverages. Even though it has almost nothing else going for it, Michigan is not far behind.

    Popeyes/KFC makes me want to die in a vomitorium though. i’m pretty sure every CC of gravy/chicken grease you inject into your veins from those low rent shit holes takes a week off your life

    edit: what the fuck is drupal?

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    KOMODO – Are you logging in with your email address or your username? I ask because the same thing happened to me when I first came over here since I had used my email to signup in that field and that’s the way the old site worked. Here you log in with your username, tho.

    Is anyone else still having that issue?

  • agentsmith says:

    @ subo: I said Molson’s because you WORK for Canadians, not because you are one.

  • fightlinker says:

    Yeah one of the tweaks I wanna get in there is a ‘Never log out’ thing.

  • Marley Marl says:

    Why don’t you message me?? if it’s too complicated I can ask the developer I use all the time for custom drupal sites.

  • fightlinker says:

    Shweet, sounds good Marl. I thought you were only a design guru