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Washed up fighter convention

I like Mark Kerr as a person, but seriously … what the fuck is he doing fighting anymore? Watching him fight is like watching Ric Flair limp around the wrestling ring with his orange skin and floppy cock bulging out of his tights. In other words, it’s kinda depressing. And gross. Not arousing at all. No no no. Bad thoughts go away. 2 girls 1 cup! 2 girls 1 cup!

In fact, the entire event Mark is fighting at is pretty depressing. It features Tiki (no wins since 2004), Warpath (punching bag of the stars), and Carmello Marrero (who layed n prayed his way out of the UFC). I seriously hope there’s some kind of psychiatrist’s convention across the street where these guys are gonna go after to try and get their collective heads out of their asses. Overall they’ve all got interesting gimmicks and it would be great if they stopped sucking.

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