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Wanderlei doesn’t know what they did with his pee

Fighters are morons. That’s why we don’t wait for them to tap when they’re in trouble during a fight, and that’s why we here at fightlinker don’t bother interviewing them. For the most part, the only interesting part in fighter interviews is when they say something unusually stupid or obviously false. Case in point, Wanderlei Silva’s Q&A with Yahoo:

Re: Are you worried about receiving too many concussions and how that will effect you later in life?
I have only one problem in my head, and that is that I am only more hungry to win.

This has got to be the lamest dodge ever, and there seems to be more and more question dodges happening in MMA. Why the fuck would Silva dodge a question like this? It’s not one of the many verboten topics that Papa Dana says “No speaky” on, so my theory is the concussion issue is a very real concern to Silva, and he’s probably at the stage where it’s causing him to hear voices that are telling him to murder his family and hang himself on his gym equipment.

Re: Steroids in Pride
Actually, they do test in Japan. I was tested before and after my fights in Japan.

Wrong! PRIDE may have taken pee and blood, but it wasn’t to test for steroids. So either Silva is lying, or he just didn’t know what those sneaky Japanese were doing with his fluids. You would think these guys would have a better understanding of what’s going to happen with that stuff. Knowing the Japanese there’s a good chance there’s vials of Silva’s urine inside vending machines across Tokyo right now! Or he’s got an Asian clone being grown in a vat somewhere.

  • Blue says:

    Actually the question was about steroids AND illegal substances, which they tested for.

  • Accomando says:

    Was there any record of a PRIDE fighter being suspended for testing positive for “illegal substances”?

  • Matt says:

    They take blood and urine for future cloning projects to create super warriors.

  • TIGERTAO says:

    No your all wrong, the Japanese take fighter Urine and Blood samples which they skillfully blend into musky aftershave and muskier Sushi sauces and steak marinades like Tepanyaki, Teryaki and in Silver’s case Monkeyaki.

  • marshal says:

    All wrong. They store fighters’ urine and blood for future government setups.

  • godzillad says:

    I remember a story Mike Sawyer told about the American “suits” in PRIDE trying to rib Kevin Randleman. Apparently they wanted him to give a urine sample backstage before the second Cro Cop fight and he went ballistic and smashed a huge vase in the locker room. There was no testing there but the guys just thought it would be funny.

  • ted dibiase says:

    wandy looks way older than hes claimed to be, plus hes got the tito-head going on.

    tito-head = steroids.

    im sure the emperor was drinking wandy’s urine & blood samples

  • ABM!2! says:

    I swear to god that beating that crocop gave wandy aged him by like 10 years. His busted up face never quite healed.