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Wamma’s got a brand new belt

Looks like you can update WAMMA’s status from ‘Dead’ to ‘Clinging desperately to relevance’ … they showed up at last week’s Strikeforce: Fedor vs Rogers event with decals on the mat and a brand new belt. The crowns (WAMMA’s new key logo component) are pretty tacky but I like the shiny red letters – reminds me of my old lego sets. Congrats to WAMMA for doing something right … if you remember their old belt, it was a velcro monstrosity. Some belt mockery after the jump.

The IFL didn’t go out of business because of this hidious snake skin / dinner plate belt, but the fact that THIS was their belt choice kinda tells you everything you need to know about why they failed.

Sengoku’s belt looks like it was stolen from Mechanical Violator Hakaider.

This one doesn’t suck but how could I pass up sharing it? Dan Severn’s Ultimate Ultimate belt is without a doubt the most kick ass UFC belt ever constructed. You know you’re a badass when you’ve won a belt featuring a dude smashing the world with his fists.

It must be nice for whoever owns this to have a cage assault belt to go along with his domestic assault record.

It’s all shwing shwang shwong but where’s the fucking beef, Pancrase? If you have to press your face against a dude’s groin to read his belt, that’s a fail.

This will really impress the dyslexic chicks.