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Vitor’s wife is hot (even after childbirth)

For those of you with kids (what a terrifying thought), you’ll know that women usually aren’t at the hight of hotness after passing a baby out their sex hole. Honestly, I have no idea how they do it … women are always telling me “Oh no Fightlinker … it’s just too big! Oh god, it’s just too big!” But yet they still manage to give birth. Sure, there’s occasional vaginal tearage and um death n stuff. But still.

Anyways, back on point: Vitor Belfort’s wife still manages to look like a supermodel (the hot 90’s kind, not the weirdo skeleton bitches they have now) right after giving birth. I really have nothing else to say on this topic, other than congrats to Vitor … P.S. wash your greasy hair.