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UFC85: Cock Chestnar vs Mullet McCully??????

I was kinda waiting for official confirmation before I wrote anything about this. Deep down inside I was hoping the whole thing was just a hallucination caused by overdosing on cough syrup and huffing a smidge too much glue. But I’m all out of glue, and I’m still hearing the same shit: Brock Lesnar vs Justin McCully at UFC85 in London.

I have no idea what the fuck the UFC is thinking. McCully is about the least exciting opponent they could possibly book Brock up against. I’d rather watch him fight Jake O’Brien for fuck’s sake. But Jake’s already busy prepping the lay n pray express against Arlovski, and I guess you can’t expect Eddie Sanchez to be the organization’s ‘go to’ sacrificial lamb every time.

But fuck … isn’t Britain full of gigantic heavyweight meatheads? How hard is it to find big dumb fuck in the UK that’ll draw? That way we get a slugfest with some real hype around it, not Cock Chestnar versus Mullet McCully. That kind of match headlining an event would be a total wash. You reserve that kind of fight for armpits like New Jersey or Ireland, not London.

10 COMMENTS
  • Si says:

    “How hard is it to find big dumb fuck in the UK that’ll draw?”

    James fucking Thompson.

    That would be a very short, very fun match. And if Thompson did catch Brock with his super-retardo gong and dash thing, another star is born. Win-Win.

  • Accomando says:

    “…Mullet McCully…”

    McCully, to me, will always be…..

    “…the queer with long hair in Tito’s corner…”

  • Fightlinker Jackal says:

    If it makes the fight any more exciting… McCully did shave his hair.

  • dignan says:

    UFC throws Lesnar a softball with this one…theres a really good chance he wont be sneaking any arm, leg, or foot locks on Cock Chestnar.

    Chestnar will fucking pound this guy.

  • Lifer says:

    The worst part is that McCully has a shot. He’s supposedly a black belt right? :/

  • Jemaleddin says:

    A) WAR MCCULLY! Please, please, please beat this palooka and send him scurrying off to Japan with the other ‘roid-addled whack-jobs and freaks. I wanna see him signing to fight Mirko in Dreams as badly as I want to see Randy elbowing Fedor’s teeth down his throat.

    B) You’re burying the lede. (And no, that’s not a typo.) The real story is that they’re letting him fight in the UK where nobody will be drug-testing him. Holy crap, with enough ‘roids and coke, Lesnar has a chance!

  • Dangerfield says:

    New Jersey is the greatest place on earth.
    I live in the same town as Frankie Edgar.
    We both know Jersey is the greatest.

  • Atom says:

    Dangerfield, have you ever been in a room that had a smell to it for a couple of days.. after a while, you don’t even notice it anymore.

    Mcully may be a black belt, but how long did he have Hardonk on his back with nothing to show for it?

  • RoB says:

    Yeah i saw Mcully on inside MMA. it took me half the shw to figure ot who he was. it was hard to tell considering he was choking on BAS’s nutsack for half the show while attempting to pleasure mark Cuban with his hand. i think i hate him because he talks alot like tito. But Inside MMA brings in the big stars, mike pyle, justin mcully, sam caplan, some guy who doesnt speak English.

  • McCully-Hardonk was some hardcore hugging action

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