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UFC seems excited about something we all knew was going to happen last week

Any question that Dana is a total Pride ‘mark’ (terminology used by pro wrestling fans to denote total retard fanboy adoration) has been blown away by the whole OMGBBQ WE SIGNED WANDY thing. There’s the official article, the official video, the official email … I was half expecting Dana to phone me squealing like a girl who was just kissed by Ricky Martin.

The interesting thing about all this is that for the past year, Dana White has been trashing Silva every chance he got, calling him washed up, devalued, over the hill, and on and on and on. But there’s no mistaking that gaa-gaa gleam in his eye as Wanderlei signed his 4-page contract.

And hey, a 4-pag contract? I would have expected UFC contracts to be a 200-page manual the figther signs with his own blood. And then when the pen leaves the page, the signature explodes with golden light and a ball of energy gets ripped out of the fighters chest and goes into Dana’s hand. Ya know, just like in the Little Mermaid when Ariel signs her voice away to Ursula the sea witch.

  • hankd says:

    LMAO…good stuff…

    I need to dig up some Dana quotes about Wanderlei from the past yr or so…

    It’s also funny that the UFC took the time to edit the video they originally posted, by taking out Silva pounding Rampage with knees. I’m really surprised they cared enough to make the change, considering how they haven’t cared to push Rampage at all…

  • Matt says:

    I just watched the video, I wish Wanderlei would have just grabbed BLAF’s big noggin and started kneeing the shit out of him.

  • ajadoniz says:

    why would you know AND remember those details about the Little Mermaid?

  • PizzaChef says:

    Your little mermaid knowledge is…disturbing. Wait are you Afro-tech in diguise?

  • PizzaChef says:

    Your little mermaid knowledge is…disturbing. Wait are you Afro-tech in disguise?

  • Little mermaid is the shit yo. If i had to choose between my UFC DVD collection and my collection of TLM (The Little Mermaid) TV show seasons bootleg VHS collection, I’d say bye-bye UFC