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UFC fighters have trouble getting laid?

Tamdan McCrory has no balls. This is a dude who walked away from the UFC in order to finish his college education … HELLO? Colleges as an institution have existed for hundreds of years. I don’t think they’re going anywhere. But a chance to fight for the UFC? Do you really think that’ll still be around in a year? And if you’re lucky enough to get another fight through them, didn’t you notice that the competition is just getting harder and harder? Anyways, that whole move reeked of “Mommy and daddy cracking the fucking whip”. Pussy.

But it looks like he’s not just a pussy in his professional life. The dude wants to get onto “The Pickup Artist 2”, a reality show where a douche named “Mystery” teaches guys how to sleaze their way into sleeping with girls. Here’s Tamdam’s issues in his own words:

I would like to be less shy. I have an extreme fear of rejection. I hate going out on a limb to impress someone, only to be shut down. That and my apparent lack of ability to pull the trigger. I start to get like a tiny bit of momentum with a girl, and then it all falls apart in front of me. I need to have the ability to break out of my shell, and be less reserved. I’m extremely socially awkward and have lot’s of anxiety when it comes to women. I usually have to have a few drinks before I can even start talking, and by that time, I just come off as buzzed idiot. I guess I have a lot to work on.

Personally, I fucking hate the shit that “Mystery” is peddling. Jake has spent some time reading “Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists”, which is a breakdown of Mystery’s garbage. Every time he tries to pass on wisdom from the book I tell him to shut up because I’m not into mind tricks, negging, or the rest of that profiling mumbo-jumbo. I’m not saying that it doesn’t work … it’s just not my bag. As jaded as I am about women and relationships now, I’m still all about finishing the game without cheating and reading the strategy guide.

Anyways, if you’re going to vote for someone, you might as well help a Jackal get laid. Wu Tang is also angling to get on the show, so vote for him.

  • Swedish guy says:

    Nah, won’t vote for Barncat. Or Wu, for that matter…

    But still, I feel what he writes, I used to be real shy too, before I mysteriously aquired good looks sometime around when I turned 20. Before that I could only get laid if I managed to get the girl to fall asleep before I did.

  • Hattori Hanzo Gracie says:

    how sad for the barncat

  • Captain says:

    I feel bad for the guy a little but someone needs to tell him he doesn’t need a class or anything. He just needs to be confident and start hanging out with people who aren’t as socially lame as him and he’ll learn how to be socially appropriate. Frankly, I think he should just keep fighting and kicking ass. I hold firmly to my belief that chicks dig a dork who can whip some ass.

  • Atom says:

    Wow.. took Wu along time to get that “official” endorsement.

  • penxv says:

    He needs a wingman to help him play the pro fighter card. He needs an obnoxious asshole friend.

  • dignan says:

    I watched the Mystery show, and hope the guys got some confidence from those tricks…because they were fucking losers with no hope.

    Now they are losers who hopefully get laid once and a while.

  • Wu Tang says:

    OMG this is funny!!!

    No voting for me now, im good 😉 i cant say, but i have a good change :)