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UFC 129 tickets are still kinda expensive

It had been a few weeks since I glanced at some scalper sites to see how many children I must sell into sex slavery to afford UFC 129 tickets. The last time was during the initial “Holy shit, everything is sold out!” panic. I figured prices might be more reasonable now, and I guess they might be if you happen to light your cigars with 100 dollar bills. Otherwise you might want to start seeing if you can get away with calling your kid double-jointed on Craigslist.

I created this handy chart from prices on TicketsCanada, but they’re right along with what other sites like StubHub are charging. Goddamn scalpers…

37 COMMENTS
  • Letibleu says:

    There is a job opening around my place for a coke/ketamine/speed/extacy/weed dealer. It pays well and the Federal pension program includes your own publicly payed room, 3 square meals a day and unlimited company with that big black person that calls you bitch (Frick?). The only downside is watching a 23 year old mom ask her 8 year old son to hold her pipe because her shakes are so bad.

  • Take It Easy says:

    no poorfags allowed

  • frickshun says:

    Leti–>am I the big black guy or the bitch? And I would NEVER hold my mom’s pipe. You gotta set limits.

    Ryan–>I have a spare daughter, let me know if you need…..

  • Mixed Martial Adam says:

    I got my tickets from ebay scalpers on the day they went on (pre)sale for $150 each. They’re in the 500’s (and I paid double their face value), but it seems like a pretty good deal now

  • Letibleu says:

    I’m C3 but at the top. Ticket cost me 328.25$. I was a fighhtclub member (membership expired since). I got 2 of them and no the other one isn’t for you.

  • Reverend Clint says:

    i wouldnt pay anything over $44.99 to see this card… so no ppv either

    got my Rammstein tickets for $65 and thats like 400x better than watching jake shields

  • Take It Easy says:

    congratulations youre even dumber than the regular tards on this site

  • Reverend Clint says:

    there is no way im dumber than you

  • Take It Easy says:

    i couldnt believe it either but its right there in your stupid post

  • frickshun says:

    I agree w/Take it Greasy

  • glassjawsh says:

    simple math can prove how terrible clint’s taste in music is:
    rmmmstein < helix

  • Mixed Martial Adam says:

    I’m not too stoked for the GSP/Shields fight either, but that fight has notheing to do with why I’m going. I want to be at the biggest UFC event, especially when it’s happening in my backyard – the atomosphere, crowd noise and set up will be incredible (and I’m sure it will be a pretty epic PPV broadcast as well).

    PLUS – It will be cool to be at Randy’s last fight (probably) and to see Aldo’s debut in the (full sized) octagon. Rammstein tickets would be cool, but seeing the Skydome filled with  55,000 MMA fans is on a whole other level

  • scissors61 says:

    I want to be at the biggest UFC event, especially when it’s happening in my backyard – the atomosphere, crowd noise and set up will be incredible (and I’m sure it will be a pretty epic PPV broadcast as well).

    Word, that’s why I would go if I could. It’s fuckin’ history-in-the-making, man. That’s why if Silva/GSP happens, I’m going no matter how terrible and overprice the seats are. Just to be able to say I was there when it happened, and took part in that moment in a small way. 

  • Reverend Clint says:

    Take It Easy might be more interested if i said i was buying tickets to some hipster band or if i said I got tickets to Justin Beiber. and frick thats cause your jewish

    Im gonna wait until i get a card around my area with fighters to consistantly deliver non broing fights

  • Reverend Clint says:

    Shit fight night 24 has better fights than UFC 129

  • Take It Easy says:

    who could possibly want to watch two of the best in the world duke it out with the possible fight against anderson silva on the line

    youre probably one of those retards who though frankie edgar against gray maynard was going to be boring

    you are the fucking cancer killing mma

  • glassjawsh says:

    “youre probably one of those retards who though frankie edgar against gray maynard was going to be boring”

    this would be like saying that 99.9999999999999999% of fight fans are retarded

    actually check that, because I AM SURE that this is what you are saying

  • frickshun says:

    ^^I might be a bit of a Frankie Edgar fan but…..FUCK YOU.

  • Reverend Clint says:

    saying Frankie Edgar vs Gray Maynard was gonna be a barn burner would be stupid just based on how the two of them fight. If I said the new Maroon 5/ Justin Bieber album was gonna be some heavy metal shit would be just as stupid

  • Reverend Clint says:

    what makes me cancer? I want to spend my time entertained… watching two guys terribly box or roll on the ground is not entertaining to me. now mix it up with some kicks and or some action, ala pre serra GSP and Id be interested.

  • Take It Easy says:

    this site doesnt cover world combat league sorry

  • Take It Easy says:

    reverend is an apt title considering your a hairy palmed pedophile who is constantly masturbating over justin beiber in between sharing your terrible opinions with us

  • Reverend Clint says:

    im just not that imaganitive when it co mes to stupid pop culture shit anymore. beiber is all i know and I’m glad of that.

  • Take It Easy says:

    more like bieber is all you “need” faggot

  • G Funk says:

    So says the bitch who likes anime.

  • Mixed Martial Adam says:

    ^^ That’s true –  it is just about the lamest avatar on the site. Just because I don’t understand Japanese pop culture doesn’t make anime any less lame.

    “I’m Easy, I Take It” – your avatar is like 10x lamer than Justin Bieber.

    Also, probably no need to use the word “faggot” when there are tons of more clever burns that aren’t homophobic slurs. For example, if I called you a “cum dumpster” (which I am) that would be far more degrading without being bigotted while essentially implying the same thing. 

  • Take It Easy says:

    “homophobic slurs” shoo shoo back to bloody elbow and into the warm embrace of your limp-wristed lover Kid Nate

  • Take It Easy says:

    and lol at normalfags buttmad and jelly about my cool+cute avatar

  • G Funk says:

    ^ Fag

  • Mixed Martial Adam says:

    wow, what a total cum dumpster

  • Take It Easy says:

    totally mentally outwitted, embarrased and utterly defeated, the retards band together in final desperate last stand cowering as they throw milquetoast burns in the vain hope that the pain will stop

  • glassjawsh says:

    ^ fucking tremendous

  • iamphoenix says:

    i’m going to not come here for like, 5 months then come back and see who is still here. fuck this.

  • Reverend Clint says:

    i think take it easily in the ass might be charlie sheen

  • Grappo says:

    anime rules. some of it anyway.

  • Predator8u says:

    Take it Easy must still be dealing with all those insestual issues from his childhood but cant because he got a IQ of 45 and cant get over his dad’s shadow pounding his retarded ass while he sceams “TAKE it EASY”. I hope you die a horrible death. You fuckin douhebag.

  • Predator8u says:

    Damn ryan that sucks, I thought going to shows in Vegas was ridiculously expensive but the cheap tickets there are mega $$$ if you can find them right.:(

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