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UFC 129: The Good and the Bad

With UFC 129 right around the corner, I thought I’d start this week’s coverage of the event with a quick breakdown of some good and bad aspects of the card.

The Good

A breath of fresh air: There’s no doubt in anyone’s mind that the UFC’s production team does the best job in MMA. But part of that has to do with the mind numbing sameness they’ve cooked into their events. The UFC has boiled it’s shows down to a science, and as any high school dropout will attest, science is fucking boring, man.

But at UFC 129 we’ll hopefully be getting something a little different. Sure, the UFC proved in Abu Dhabi that they can make a custom built outdoor venue full of Saudi royalty just as dull as a show at the KFC Yum Center in Kentucky. But surely they’ll take the time to show off the awesomeness of the Skydome (fuck calling it by it’s CorpWhore name) during the event? Add some new camera angles to their repertoire? Or is it a sacred Zuffa Law that all fights must look like they’re happening inside a black void with three rows of people watching?

Anyways, here’s to hoping we get more out of this historic UFC first than a few seconds of stadium camera sweeps.

A public execution before the main event: Since Georges, Jake, and Lyoto aren’t exactly known for their brutal fight finishes, so it’s nice to know we’re practically guaranteed at least one horrific finish in Jose Aldo vs Mark Hominick.

Oh, Canada!: For a country that loves MMA, we’re not very good at it. Compare the roster of Canadians fighting here to the batch of Brazilians populating the UFC Rio card. At the elite level, we’ve got Georges St Pierre and that’s about it. It’s not really our fault … population wise we’re 6 times smaller than Brazil, and 10 times smaller than the US. And we ain’t all bad. Rory MacDonald is gonna show people why he’ll be a contender in the next year or two, and Mark Bocek has a chance to steal Ben Henderson’s heat with one properly applied guillotine. Jason MacDonald always brings it, and Sean Pierson was also expected to do good things until his original opponent was replaced with Jake Ellenberger. Now we get to see how he handles getting his ass whupped.

8 hours of fights: Facebook prelims start at 3PM EST, and with the new 9pm start time steering events to end around 11 that clocks us in for an ocho’s worth of fights. Fans clamoring to see Jason MacDonald vs. Ryan Jensen, rejoice! Fan clamoring to see John Makdessi vs. Kyle Watson … whatever floats yer boat, I guess.

The Bad

8 hours of fights: Those who say you can never have too much of a good thing have obviously never drank so much V8 they spontaneously shat a liter of diarrhea all over their couch. It was kinda nice back when we had the UFC event on Saturday and then basically an entire other event on Monday. I don’t wanna complain too much because free fights are free fights, but 8 hours is also 8 hours.

Predictability: The best matchmaking often leaves people wondering who’s going to win a fight right up to the second one fighter finally loses. In this one, all our main events are lopsided affairs: GSP is -450, Aldo -500, Machida -350. There may be some surprises (since Randy Couture’s career is all about that) and of course it’s not always about who wins but how they do it, but you don’t need to be a psychic to know how the big fights are probably gonna go.

Vladimir Matyushenko vs Jason Brilz: What the fuck is this fight doing smack dab in the middle of UFC 129’s main card? Is it the next level in UFC sponsorship? The 15 Minute Bathroom Break, brought to you by Bud Light! Jason Brilz is fucking terrible and no one likes him. Vladimir Matyushenko … eh, no hate, but he’s one of those guys who’ll be lucky if he manages to break above #20 in his weight class rankings. The sad thing was this was originally set to be Matt Hamill vs Phil Davis. Then Hamill was shuttled over to UFC 130 and Phil replaced Tito Ortiz at UFC Fight Night 24. Leaving us with Vlad vs Brilz. Hey, we understand: shit happens. But you don’t then leave that shit in a main card slot on such a big card.

Oh, Canada…: Again, bringing it back to comparisons with UFC: Rio. They’ve got so many superstars they couldn’t manage to fit half of them onto the card. Meanwhile for this show, we’re down to guys who are contractually holding on by the skin of their teeth. I’m looking at you, Ivan Menjivar. It didn’t have to be this way. There’s several amazing Canadian up and comers who could have made their debut at UFC 129 – Jordan Mein being a perfect example.

  • CRM_Stephen says:

    Facebook prelims start at 6pm Eastern, 3pm Pacific. It’s the customary 5 – 5 1/2 hours.

  • agentsmith says:

    ^ Actually, it’ll be more like 5 1/2 – 6 hours.  The PPV’s were 10-1AM, remember?  So now they’re 9-midnight.

  • Symbul says:

    You’re doing Brilz a disservice. He beat Lil Nog on most people’s scorecards and his loss to Eliot Marshall was not widely regarded as fair. He’d be 5-0 (UFC) if those had been righteous. Vlady is not one of those guys who’ll electrify the cage but he’s still a solid 205er.

    I’m not sure SPIKE would be too happy with shuffling their fights too much either so then you’re left with bringing guys up from the dark matches (now Facebook) and the pickings aren’t great there. Especially for marquee guys. Brilz and Vlady have gotten some TV shine before at least.

    And like they said above, it’s not 8 hours.

  • Mixed Martial Adam says:

    I was going to say… did they suddenly add 5 more fights to the undercard? With 8 hours of fight related drinking, the Skydome would be the Thunderdome in no time – glad to hear the UFC hadn’t lost their minds.

  • frickshun says:

    “Fightliner: Not proofreading write-ups since inception”

  • Reverend Clint says:

    proof reading is a jewish conspiracy

    man so many potentially boring fights

  • Reverend Clint says:

    the UFC should ship in japanese tsunami victums to fill the stadium… both humanitarian and will raise the IQ 10 fold

  • Mixed Martial Adam says:

    ^^I’m pretty sure there will some fairly intelligent MMA fans in the seats in Toronto. Generally Canadians are pretty well informed about their sports

  • Reverend Clint says:

    but asians are automatically smarter than white people… its science

  • G Funk says:

    Clint is on a hella roll today!

  • P W says:

    “Or is it a sacred Zuffa Law that all fights must look like they’re happening inside a black void with three rows of people watching?”

    That annoyed me too, it completely kills any sense of scale or importance of an event, like it’s a bunch of amateur fights taking place in someones basement. That was until I saw what an average MMA fan looks like, and now I am of the opinion that it is not dark enough.

    Honestly though, if the people in the crowd are able to spot themselves on the arena video screens, they will stop watching the fight, stand up and wave to the camera like the complete morons that they are, which is distracting for those who are watching at home (Edit: I’m not making this paragraph up, it really happened [during what I think was a UK event]).

  • Mixed Martial Adam says:

    I won’t argue with your science, but obviously you’ve never been to Toronto – there are very few white people living there.

  • Reverend Clint says:

    i flew over canada thats aboot it

  • Letibleu says:

    Bob Arum says that he forgot to include those Asian, Filipino, Brazilian and Canadian fans when he said all MMA was capable of attracting is tattooed American skinheads and those purdy homosexuals.