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Two losers added to UFC 79 show

Normally I wouldn’t waste my time writing about a fight between cockface Rich Clementi and a textbook TUF washout like Melvin Guillard, but there’s a couple of interesting tidbits of information surrounding this one. Way back at the beginning of the year, these two losers had a run in with eachtother that ended up with Guillard sucker punching Clementi. Not content to leave the altercation with just a cheap shot under his belt, Melvin then threatened to beat Rich ‘with my pistol’. Oh the crazy hijinx that Melvin Guillard gets up to.

This isn’t the first case of Melvin being a moron. He also accused Joe Stevenson of being on human growth hormones, then lost to Joe in 30 seconds, then tested positive for cocaine after the fight. This guy is officially up there in my list of dumb fighters who’ll be found face down in a ditch one day.

As much as I don’t like Clementi, he’s got this fight in the bag already. The two used to spar together and have had numerous run ins during kickboxing and grappling tournaments. Word on the street is Clementi p0wn3d Guillard on a regular basis during that time. So unless Melvin has learned something other than the half-life of recreational stimulants since last year, he’s gonna go down hard.

  • Matto says:

    Rich Clementi is annoyingly-shaped.

  • Accomando says:

    “…This guy is officially up there in my list of dumb fighters who’ll be found face down in a ditch one day…”

    Right next to Cabbage.

    “…Rich Clementi is annoyingly-shaped….”

    Not as bad as Tim “Swamp Thing” Sylvia.

    I swear, Sylvia obviously had a genetic disorder which got him to that size, it isn’t natural.

  • bmiller says:

    Call Melvin and tell him how much of a D-BAG he is. Also if your supply runs low he could restock it pretty fast for you. (504) 813-1760

  • jazzn says:

    “…Clementi p0wn3d Guillard…”

    What is “powned” Fightlicker? When did he pown him? And why? Is powning fun? Can you catch anything by doing it? Enlighten us.

  • dignan says:

    That crackhead Guillard has been so overhyped in EVERY fight starting with TUF.

    Why would Dana even let the guy back into fight after testing positive for cocaine? This fight isn’t going to make the card better…unless Guillard truly gets pounded.

    His attitude is right up there with T.O., but has no discerning talent to back it up.

    I wish Pride was still around. We would be 3/4’s through the Absolute tournament, waiting for Shockwave to be hitting us on New Year’s. Fedor vs. Barnett? Instead we are chatting about Douchebag vs. Turd Sandwich.

  • GonzoDamon says:

    Out of curiosity, I tried to call that number that bmiller posted suggesting it was Melvin Guillard’s. A whole lot of nothing…

    DAMN!!! What an opportunity! That would have been hilarious!

    Man….what could have been…

  • garth says:

    As much as Guillard is an obnoxious fighter (and probably a closet case) he’ll always have a special place in my head for the body-blow KO of Gabe “I can haz chocklit cakez?” Reudiger. That was awesome.

  • Toxie says:

    It should be noted that Melvin did risk his life to save others after Katrina. And, as garth stated, I agree that his KO of Gabe was one of the greatest moments in UFC history. So, I for one wouldn’t take a shit on him if the oppurtunity presented itself.

  • Chuck says:

    I wanted to see the Reudiger Guillard fight again and I found a pretty badass Melvin Guillard highlight. There’s a fucking sick belly to belly suplex in the video. Anyone know why his win over Roger Heurta was overturned and ruled a no contest? I wouldn’t mind seeing that fight again if Guillard can start winning and lay off the nose candy..

  • ted dibiase says:

    id love to see Melvin lose again, it never gets old.

  • jazzn says:

    powned… Ok. I am out of the loop it’s true. I am going to be powning everyone I see from now on. Thanks for the link Kent.

  • stellar53 says:

    I too would love to see Melvin choked out…

  • bmiller says:

    Sorry GonzoDamon about the number not working. He must of changed his number in the last month or so. Probably got tired of random people calling him becuase they saw his number on the internet. LOL (i even put that number on his wikipedia about 6 months ago) I was on the same college wrestling team with the crack head in 2002 and he was as big as a loser than as he is now.

    Also I love dignan reply. Douchebag vs. Turd Sandwich. That should be the name of the card, even though south park could go after the UFC for using such clever humor.

  • bmiller says:

    (sorry forgot to add) Hey Toxie, Come on dude, I mean do you really believe that he saved a school full of mentally retarded children, a circus midget, and a dog food factory that had 300 mexicans working in it? If you beleive any of that stuff then I’m Matt Damon. Yea thats right Matt Fucking Damon!

    And besides everybody knows that Hurrican Katrina didnt really happen, it was a big hoax just like the Jewish Concentration Camps.

  • Is that where the Jews put all the nazis after WW2? Sounds kinda cool to me.

  • Swedish guy says:

    Funny thing about people being “out of the loop” (i guess that’s english for not knowing what p0wn and omgwtfbbq and h4xx0rz is) is that those people also seem totally reluctant to using google, wikipedia and urbandictionary — the three best sources for finding info on this type of lingua if you unlike me aren’t a 1337 script kiddie.

  • kentyman says:

    What’s 1337?

  • Toxie says:

    I don’t remember the details of the story exactly, but I’m pretty sure he helped a couple of senior citizens from drowning. I’m confident Melvin is not a model citizen in daily life, but hey……I have never saved any lifes before. That being said, Clementi by RNC in the second.

  • Swedish guy says:

    touché, kentyman!

  • I saved a bunch of girls lives … i was going to kill them, and then i decided not to. I’m a hero!

  • Toxie says:

    Good one! I forgot how I encouraged my ten mistresses not to get abortions. We are now equals.

  • bmiller says:

    toxie you are one funny dude. maybe fightlinker will let you start writing for him. (on fightlinkers days off or if he is sick or something)